So today I found myself pondering the race as I meandered around East Yorkshire on my bike, and realising that despite the fact it was now Wednesday I had not written an update, this time I am 75% full of Leffe... So don't expect too much in terms of spelling and grammer....
This race was a 25mile TT one of the fastest 25mile courses in the country (on a good day), the V236/1 is a dual carriageway course up on the A19 starting just outside Topcliffe.
The goal for me was a fast 25, with Andy Jackson off of SSLL I knew a win was unlikely, so I wanted to get a PB and ideally it be quick enough to get to the national 25 later in the year. I knew that I stood a reasonable chance of a good time thanks to my early season form over 10's, my big worry was the lack of 25 race craft, I lacked experience and that can be a big part in racing, over a 10 I like to think I am pretty proficient but over 25 not so much....
About an hours drive from home the normal process was undertaken, leave home well in advance be able to drive the course get ready and get a decent warm up.
That all went well, apart from the last bit, my warm-up was lets go with shambolic. I couldn't decide what to do, for a 10 I like to get to the start raring to go, sweating, heavy breathing - like a s*x pest - the works, but I didn't want to overdo it (I had decided not to take anything on the bike which was a first for the distance), so in between peeing like a dog marking its territory (its a nerves and hydration thing and has got me arrested in the past, public indecency apparently) I basically did nothing other than faff, something Fiona thinks I could make into an art form.
So as it was I arrived at the start line, shivering, cold and shaking like a sh***ing dog, I had already decided that I may not go as well as I had hoped, for the record I was targeting 29mph for the race, that would give me a sub 52min time, which would have been amazing.
Under starters orders, ahead of me lies a slip road onto the dual carriageway and 25 miles of pain and suffering, headwind all the way out, tailwind all the way back.
Less than 10mins in I am already passing people and shouting obscenities at them, its a 2 lap course so there are some riders on their 2nd lap, I pass a Team Swift rider, not thinking anything of it, then after a couple of minutes I look down to see his wheel. Now in TT's that is cheating, it is a non drafting event and if you get overtaken you should drop back, he wasn't doing this, it put me off my stride a bit, I tried applying more pressure to the pedals, but he was able to stick with me, i even tried letting rip an almighty fart but it was to no avail, the twat was still there, the only thing left was to perform a full on sprint, like you would see at the end of a road race, the challenge is that by doing this I would use energy that I needed for my race, but I had no choice, I put in a 200m full power sprint and was able to break the tow.
Then it was back to the the race.... re-compose myself and try to put my lungs back in and get control of my heart rate. Into a headwind this is never easy, the key is to do more into the headwind as you never make it up with a tailwind so I aimed to leave nothing on the road...apart from some vomit at the finish.
By the end of the first lap I had averaged 29mph, I was on target, just.
Just needed to repeat it on the 2nd lap I would be laughing! Now either the legs or the weather... Im going with weather... just weren't playing ball. Looking at the speed at some points it was worryingly low, but I hoped that I could make it back on the return leg, stronger headwind out, stronger tailwind home.
I turned for the run to home, I gave it all I had, at time holding speeds around 40mph and running out of gears on the 54x11 I run on the TT bike.
I rolled over line, a bit disappointed, 28.7mph. Not wanting to sound too much like a kebab but when you have a speed in mind you hope to hit it. I didn't, so I was a bit miffed.
Still, it was a big PB, some 2min 8secs off my previous best and 4mins off my course PB, that should be enough to get me to the nationals, now I just need some more practice over the distance and if I can a bit more speed and I would be set for a reasonable assault on the race.
Back at HQ I grab a coffee and a cake and a chat with some of the other competitors, I catch up with Mark Thaxter, one of the blokes i beat over 10, turns out he put 1min15secs into me over 25, although he admits it is his preferred distance, this again is a little frustrating but hardens my resolve, I will get better.
As it turns out I should have been happier, I pulled a 4th (3rd loser) out of the bag, again I was surprised with the result over 25 I would have been happy with a top 10, as it was a 4th place I was pretty happy.
For now I have a couple of weeks before my next race, another 10, this time on the fast V718 near Hull. Hoping to improve my PB and again be quick enough to get into the nationals.
*My wife may have edited this after a bottle of plonk, I accept no responsibility for the words.









